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Life's burdens are lighter when I laugh at myself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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Life is too important to be taken seriously.
- Oscar Wilde 
You have enemies? Good.
That means you've stood up for something,
sometime in your life.
- Winston Churchill
Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz
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Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
Okay, here's your first lesson: how to take a FALL!
- the movie Karate Kid
The secret of ugliness consists not in irregularity,
but in being uninteresting.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
- George Bernard Shaw
Old age has deformities enough of its own.
It should never add to them the deformity of vice.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
Normal is in the eye of the beholder.
- Whoopi Goldberg
The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all
is the person who argues with him.
- Stanislaw Jerszy Lec
When we remember we are all mad,
the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
- Mark Twain
My life has been filled with terrible misfortune;
most of which never happened.
- Michel Eyquem De Montaigne
Today is your day to laugh at life,
laugh at what's funny - laugh at what's sad,
laugh loud - laugh often,
laugh at me - laugh at you - laugh at life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
It's a funny thing about life;
if you refuse to accept anything but the best,
you very often get it.
- W. Somerset Maugham
When life gets you down -
just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
- Anonymous humor
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask "Why me?"
Then a voice answers "Nothing personal,
your name just happened to come up. -
- Charlie Brown, in Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts
I love being married.
It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner
Big sisters are the crabgrass in the lawn of life.
- Linus Van Pelt in Charles M. Schulz' Peanuts cartoon
One day Alice came to a fork in the road
and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree.
"Which road do I take?" she asked.
His responses was a question: "Where do you want to go?"
"I don't know," Alice answered.
"Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."
- Lewis Carroll
Laugh Loud - Laugh Often
Laugh At What's Funny - Laugh At What's Sad
Laugh At Me - Laugh At You - Laugh At Life
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
All diseases run into one - old age.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
- Stephen Hawking
Life ... full of loneliness, and misery,
and suffering, and unhappiness,
and it's all over much too quickly.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall
Morality is simply the attitude we adopt
towards people whom we personally dislike.
- Oscar Wilde
Today is my day to laugh at life.
Laugh loud - laugh often.
Laugh at what's funny - laugh at what's sad.
Laugh at me - laugh at you - laugh at life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
One does not leave a convivial party before closing time.
- Winston Churchill
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
- Ogden Nash
Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl
could want in her life, except for good taste in men.
- Anonymous
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
- Oscar Wilde
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
- Mark Twain
It is a truth universally acknowledged that
when one part of your life starts going okay,
another falls spectacularly to pieces.
- the movie Bridget Jones Diary
Old age is fifteen years older than I am.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
I don't believe in the after life,
although I am bringing a change of underwear.
- Woody Allen
Life's like Vegas. You're up, you're down,
but in the end the house always wins.
Doesn't mean you didn't have fun.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry
Sucking the marrow out of life
doesn't mean choking on the bone.
- Robin Williams as John Keating
in the 1989 movie Dead Poets Society
No matter how much cats fight,
there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
- Abraham Lincoln
I have a very pessimistic view of life.
You should know this about me if we're gonna go out.
You know, I - I feel that life is -
is divided up into the horrible and the miserable.
Those are the two categories, you know.
The - the horrible would be like, um,
I don't know, terminal cases, you know,
and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life.
It's amazing to me. You know, and the miserable is everyone else.
That's - that's - so - so - when you go through life -
you should be thankful that you're miserable
because you're very lucky to be miserable.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall
It's not the men in your life that counts,
it's the life in your men.
- Mae West, in the movie I'm No Angel
We have a great life here in Alaska,
and we're never going back to America again!
- The Simpsons Movie (2007)
You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs.
- Anonymous
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
- the movie National Lampoon's Animal House (1978)
If life is a bowl of cherries, then what am I doing in the pits?
- Erma Bombeck
They have come up with a perfect understanding.
He won't try to run her life,
and he won't try to run his, either.
- Anonymous
Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing
for most of us that it is not.
- Oscar Wilde
We make our friends; we make our enemies;
but God makes our next-door neighbor.
- Gilbert (G. K.) Chesterton
In life you are given two ends;
one to think with and the other to sit on.
Your success in life depends on which end you use most.
Heads you win, tails you lose.
- Conrad Burns
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother
rather than all major credit cards.
- Robert Orben
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
- Woody Allen
If life is a trial, who is the judge and jury?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
- George Carlin
Do not take life too seriously.
You will never get out of it alive.
- Elbert Hubbard
Life is like a sewer...
what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
- Tom Lehrer
Life is a moderately good play
with a badly written third act.
- Truman Capote
In the course of my life, I have often had to eat my words,
and I must confess that I have always found it a wholesome diet.
- Winston Churchill
My life is difficult. I need more money.
- the movie The Expendables (2010)
I was so jazzed about sobering up
and starting a new life;
I had to stop at a bar
to get a drink just to calm down.
- the television series Glee
You wanna know the meaning of life?
Fugedaboudit - It ain't happnin.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.
- Groucho Marx
Any idiot can face a crisis.
It's the day-to-day living that wears you out.
- Anton Chekhov
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite
smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol
before, after and if need be during all meals
and in the intervals between them.
- Winston Churchill
A true friend is someone who
thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows that
you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- Phyllis Diller
The first sigh of love is the last breath of wisdom.
- Anonymous
Minds are like parachutes.
They only function when they are open.
- James Dewar
A person with a new idea is
a crank until the idea succeeds.
- Mark Twain
We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks-
if we agree with him.
- Mark Twain
Why not go out on a limb?
Isn't that where the fruit is?
- Mark Twain
Times like these, dark times,
they do funny things to people.
They can tear them apart.
- the movie Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
You got to be careful if you
don't know where you're going,
because you might not get there.
- Yogi Berra
When you reach the end of your rope,
tie a knot and hang on.
- Anonymous Saying
(Sometimes attributed to Franklin D. Roosevelt,
Eleanor Roosevelt, or Thomas Jefferson)
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