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It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble.
It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
- Mark Twain
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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again.
- Robert A. Heinlein
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
- Anonymous
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do.
- Benjamin Franklin
The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
- Garrison Keillor
It's not the size of the dog in the fight,
it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
- W. C. Fields
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
-Erica Jong
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
- Anonymous
Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
- James Dewar
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
- Anonymous
The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all
is the person who argues with him.
- Stanislaw Jerszy Lec
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
- Mark Twain
When everything comes your way you're in the wrong lane.
- Anonymous
Always wear cute pajamas to bed, you never know who you might meet in your dreams.
- Anonymous
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
It is better to be thought a fool, than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
- Mark Twain
The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming train.
- Anonymous
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
-
Mark Twain
The road to success is always under construction.
- Lily Tomlin
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
- Albert Einstein
It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.
- Mark Twain
The only rule is don't be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in.
-
Paris Hilton
When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
- George Bernard Shaw
To you, I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the loyal opposition.
- Woody Allen - Stardust Memories (1980)
Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done.
- Amelia Earhart
Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
- Mark Twain
The food at this place is really terrible ... and such small portions.
- Woody Allen - Annie Hall (1977)
All people know the same truth.
Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.
- Woody Allen (Harry Block - Deconstructing Harry - 1997)
When life gives you lemons, Make Lemonade.
- Anonymous saying
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
- Winston Churchill
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
- Oscar Wilde
Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.
- Isaac Asimov
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
- Oscar Wilde
Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
- the movie Forrest Gump
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
- Mark Twain
Life is like a sewer...
what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
- Tom Lehrer
My life has been filled with terrible misfortune;
most of which never happened.
- Michel Eyquem De Montaigne
Life is like an onion: you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.
- Carl Sandburg
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
- Mark Twain
Life is uncertain; always eat dessert first.
- Anonymous
Life's like Vegas. You're up, you're down, but in the end the house always wins. Doesn't mean you didn't have fun.
- Deconstructing Harry (1997)
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
- Truman Capote
Life ... full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.
- Woody Allen - Annie Hall (1977)
Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not.
- Oscar Wilde
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
- Woody Allen
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
- Charlie Brown in Charles Schulz' Peanuts comic
There is no remedy for love but to love more.
- Henry David Thoreau
Love conquers all things except poverty and a toothache.
- Mae West
Love is being stupid together.
- Paul Valery
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho Marx
My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him.
- Anonymous
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
- Groucho Marx
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question.
- Lily Tomlin
It's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
- Mae West, I'm No Angel (1933)
It's so easy to fall in love but hard to find someone who will catch you.
- Anonymous
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
- Albert Einstein
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
- Jules Renard
Marriage has no guarantees.
If that's what you're looking for,
go live with a car battery.
- Erma Bombeck
I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-
Woody Allen
Guys are like stars, there are millions of them, but only one to make your dreams come true.
- Anonymous
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
- Erich Segal
What is irritating about love is that it is a crime that requires an accomplice.
- Charles Baudelaire
To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.
- Bess Myerson
Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
- Anonymous
Love is a grave mental disease.
- Plato
A kiss can be a comma, a question mark, or an exclamation point. That's a basic spelling that every woman ought to know.
- Jeanne Bourgeois
Marriage is a fine institution - but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
- Mae West
The first sigh of love is the last breath of wisdom.
- Anonymous
Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty of room at both ends.
- Anonymous
A friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you just the same.
-
Elbert Hubbard
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
- Benjamin Franklin
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
- H. L. Mencken
If I hadn't met you, I wouldn't like you.
If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you.
If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you.
But I did, I do, and I will.
- Anonymous
I love you, not for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.
- Roy Croft
When we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours,
we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness -
and call it love - true love.
- Robert Fulghum.
God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls can flirt.
- Anonymous
You know, it takes two to get one in trouble.
- She Done Him Wrong (1933)
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits
and then complain that he's not the man she married?
- Barbra Streisand
When I first saw you, I thought you were handsome. Then, of course, you spoke.
- As Good As It Gets (1997)
One should always be in love.
That is the reason one should never marry.
- Oscar Wilde
Whenever I date a guy, I think, "Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"
- Rita Rudner
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do;
the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
- Mary Wilson Little
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
You want to do mankind a real service? Tell funnier jokes.
- Stardust Memories (1980)
Tradition is the illusion of permanence.
- Woody Allen (Harry Block - Deconstructing Harry - 1997)
The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you.
- Bette Midler
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
- The Godfather, Part II (1974)
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
- Milton Berle
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
- Isaac Asimov
The best time to make friends is before you need them.
- Ethel Barrymore
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
- Harry S. Truman
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
- Groucho Marx
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
- Mark Twain
You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to.
- Interiors (1978)
Stay hopeless and confused. Keep polishing those skills.
- When a Man Loves a Woman (1994)
Nothing more cheerful than talking about our friends' shortcomings.
- Mason Cooley
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
- Anonymous
In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
- Charles M. Schulz
I love my attitude problem.
- Anonymous
I can resist everything except temptation.
- Oscar Wilde
A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
- Will Rogers
Old age is fifteen years older than I am.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes
Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.
- Erica Jong
Stupid is as stupid does.
- Forrest Gump (1994)
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
- Oscar Wilde
INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
- Anonymous
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