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Pie, pie, pie.
- Michael (1996)
- the movie Michael (1996)
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It's cookies, he smells like cookies,
and the smell gets stronger when he's in heat.
- the movie Michael
And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer
but wish we didn't.
- Erica Jong 
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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
Stay Happy, never let anyone get your goat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
- John Lennon
Two things a man should never be angry at:
what he can help,
and what he cannot help.
- Thomas Fuller
Life's burdens are lighter when I laugh at myself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
It's not the size of the dog in the fight,
it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain
It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble.
It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
- Mark Twain (attributed)
You have enemies? Good.
That means you've stood up for something,
sometime in your life.
- Winston Churchill
The trick is growing up without growing old.
- Casey Stengel
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
- Oscar Wilde
Grin your smile; giggle your laugh; unfurl your joy;
dash the last trace of your self-consciousness;
and cavort your most uninhibited play.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing,
of just going along,
listening to all the things you can't hear,
and not bothering.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
See no evil, Hear no evil, Speak no evil.
- Japanese pictorial maxim (the Three Wise Monkeys)
A true friend is someone who
thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows that
you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
- the movie Forrest Gump
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain,
and most fools do.
- Benjamin Franklin
To the uneducated an A is just three sticks.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow.
- Charlotte Bronte
Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done.
- Amelia Earhart
If you do what you've always done,
you'll get what you always got.
- Mark Twain
Speak when you are angry -
and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
- Laurence J. Peter
The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all
is the person who argues with him.
- Stanislaw Jerszy Lec
Life is all a game anyway, so just change the rules.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Minds are like parachutes.
They only function when they are open.
- James Dewar
Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- Phyllis Diller
Of course I am afraid. What sane man is not?
- Luciano Pavarotti
Take your life in your own hands, and what happens?
A terrible thing: no one to blame.
- Erica Jong
Love is an irresistible desire
to be irresistibly desired.
- Robert Frost
Don't project your past onto my future.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Genuine heroes - no batteries needed -
bring lots of open-mind and at least a little courage.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
It's all a game anyway, so just change the rules.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
I used to believe in forever, but forever's too good to be true.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words
but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
A quotation is a handy thing to have about,
saving one the trouble of thinking for oneself.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
Live life on the edge, not with an edge.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient.
It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
When you see someone putting on his Big Boots,
you can be pretty sure that an Adventure is going to happen.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
Be careful not to do your good deeds
when there's no one watching you.
- Tom Lehrer
If (s)he's an apple and you're an orange,
celebrate your differences -
make a great fruit salad.
Love isn't about being the same -
it's about being sweet with each other.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
One of the advantages of being disorganized is that
one is always having surprising discoveries.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
The first sigh of love is the last breath of wisdom.
- Anonymous
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
Getting old is a fascination thing.
The older you get, the older you want to get.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
Best Friends: we're a parade - even by ourselves!
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Go forth, and play joyfully in the garden of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The only way to get the best of an argument is to avoid it.
- Dale Carnegie
Anger spells dANGER.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Most truths are so naked
that people feel sorry for them
and cover them up,
at least a little bit.
- Edward R. Murrow
"It's not that important,
don't worry about it" is the answer,
now what was the question?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.
- Benjamin Franklin
Between believing a thing and thinking you KNOW
is only a small step and quickly taken.
- Mark Twain
When all else fails, try thinking.
- Anonymous
Things turn out best for the people
who make the best of the way things turn out.
- Art Linkletter
It's not what you don't know that kills you,
it's what you know for sure that ain't true.
- Mark Twain
Be Utterly and Dependably Unexpected.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama
Your attitude determines your altitude.
- Zig Ziglar
Blessed is he who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed.
- Alexander Pope
Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.
- Lewis Carroll
Remember that life is an ADVENTURE, and cheer Whee...
all the way down the slippery razor-blade of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Sometimes, if you stand on the bottom rail of a bridge
and lean over to watch the river slipping slowly away beneath you,
you will suddenly know everything there is to be known.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
Don't let schooling interfere with your education.
- Mark Twain
Why not go out on a limb?
Isn't that where the fruit is?
- Mark Twain
Many a man fails as an original thinker
simply because his memory is too good.
- Nietzsche
Consider calling it a challenge
rather than calling it a crisis.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
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